Category Archives: ANTM

Oh Tyra, you’re tooo much.

America’s Next Top Model premieres tend to be a little over the top. Last time Tyra dressed up as an alien space creature and then had a French accent. It was confusing.  This year she went with a social networking … Continue reading

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How To: ANTM Office Pool

Anonymous left a comment on this post about Bloody Eyeball asking how I run my ANTM (America’s Next Top Model) office pool.  Great question. I’ve been involved in organizing our ANTM office pool for years, though lately I’ve limited myself … Continue reading

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America’s Next Top Bloody Eyeball

Last night I and the ladies in my ANTM office pool gathered in a bonus room in the burbs with pizza, coolers and cake and watched as Laura and Nicole smized their way through a Cover Girl commercial and stomped … Continue reading

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America’s Next Top Model Is On Her Tippy Toes

Still reeling from the Smize madness of last week, I am tuning in to ANTM. You can read all about my reaction to it here.  This week’s episode was a major snoozefest.  Between the banal gossip and drama between the … Continue reading

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Smize! The Craziest Thing Since The Bloody Eyeball

Dammit. I’m in an office ANTM pool and I’ve picked Jennifer, the Asian model. I’m concerned b/c she doesn’t know how to smize. To smize is Tyra’s latest super hero crazy catch phrase. Smile + Eyes = Smize. Some people … Continue reading

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Lady GaGa Does The Bloody Eyeball

Tonight on MTV’s Music Video Music Awards Lady GaGa made a smashing debut and at the end featured today’s most hip accessory – the bloody eyeball!  I loved her performance featuring spectacular dancers, one of which had a pair of … Continue reading

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Born With A Bloody Eyeball – What Makes You So Special?

Nicole (who I thought was named Amber for some reason) from Cycle 13 of America’s Next Top Model started off the girl talk with her nickname: Bloody Eyeball.  (Read my earlier post about it this week here.)  It reminded me … Continue reading

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Bloody Eyeball and Other Misfits in America’s Next Top Model

I know. I’m an adult woman who pays her bills and can hold down a job and has stopped reading Cosmopolitan in exchange for Elle.  I’m not reluctant to admit that I’m a major Mad Men fan, but not everyone … Continue reading

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